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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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